Greetings and salutations, family.

Happy New Year!

Am I the only one that gets annoyed when someone says, “happy New Years!”? I’m like, wow, buddy – one year at a time. It’s bad enough the foolishness going on in the world is reversing our inner Benjamin Button. But I digress.

I hope everyone had a fantabulous holiday season and life has been a delicious stew of goodness. If not, it’s never too late to jump off a bridge! JK! Stick around a while and make the best of what you have. Turn nothing into something. Embark on a journey and reach your Zenith!

If you’ve read my blog post, The Heavy Booty Woman Pt. 1 and listened to episode 35 of my podcast, then you’d know that I promised a picture of what I describe as a heavy booty woman. Maybe this post will give you a taste into my mind and what I find to be one of the most desired mutant powers (intellect being first) a woman could’ve ever been blessed with or not. It could be that we need to be together, in person, and me describing it to you like it is our first time ordering at Jamba Juice. Nevertheless, let’s hope this example can suffice.

Also, be sure to listen to episode 35.

Disfruto el espectáculo (Enjoy the show)